Tequila Lime Tart A recipe for non-romance novel men
For the crust:
10 ounces vanilla wafers
1/3 cup pine nuts
1/2 cup butter, melted
For the filling:
2 egg whites
1 tablespoon sugar
1/4 cup tequila and an extra shot
1/2 cup fresh lime juice
4 egg yolks
1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. and advise your partner to get undressed slowly as you add wafers and pine nuts to food processor, pulse until well ground up. Pour into bowl and add melted butter as she lays down on the previously clean kitchen table. Yes this recipe takes some advance prepartation. Mix by hand, with a wooden spoon, and press into 10-inch tart pan. (reserve 4 tablespoons of crumbs to sprinkle on top when done baking.) Place tart pan in the oven and bake for 8 minutes. While that is cooking take the extra shot of tequila, and carefully pour into the bellybutton of your partner, after a shower is a good time for this dessert. Rim belly button with salt and a little lime juice and enjoy slowly. Carefully lick all salt and lime from skin before moving lower. Remember you only have 8 minutes until the timer goes off and the crust burns. If you don't think you can bring her to orgasm in that time, practice atleast once a day for several weeks before attempting dessert she'll love you for it I promise. In a mixing bowl add egg whites and sugar, beat until there are soft peaks. Careful not to beat off in the process or there won't be much to do during the final baking time. In another mixing bowl, add remaining ingredients and mix thoroughly. Fold in the egg whites. Pour into tart shell and bake for 25 minutes. With the tart in the oven clean the bowl out with a spatula and rub the remainder on her breasts. Use a little of the whipped cream now to top her peaks off. Lick her clean slowly being sure to suck generously when you reach bare skin, she might stick to you some otherwise. Slide inside her wet-for-you channel now, taking your time pumping in and out of her unless you enjoyed her breasts so long that the timer is nearing its end. Then go quickly. Remove the tart from oven when you have climaxed, hopefully her screaming from her second one of the day doesn't cover the sound of the timer. If the tart burns there will be demands for you to cook again since she'll need food after your performance and it might be during the football game. Sprinkle with reserved crumbs. Let cool while giving her a little snuggle time before cutting and serve with fresh whipped cream.